e-shuushuu forums

Since the site is thankfully getting a bit more active again as well as the forums I thought maybe we could have another forum game rolling, since just one or two threads is limiting and these games can be fun to play together. ^^ Here's how you play:

The person above you makes a wish (I wish I had twenty bucks!)

And the next poster replies and "grants" it while ruining it (Granted! But you have literally 20 bucks, as in the male deer). Of course the replier also has to leave a wish after they grant something too.

Forum rules apply here! Mods, I hope this is okay. ^^

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted; but you become overwhelmed with too many ideas and succumb to insanity. >0

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I wish I won the lottery. <<

You win the lottery and become one of the richest people in the world, but all the money turns you into a horrible person and you spend the rest of your life alone.

I wish I had an endless supply of (fresh) sushi.

Granted, but because of your endless supply, all you can eat for the rest of your life is sushi.

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I wish my impending hangover headache would go away.

Your wish is granted, but you lost all your hair.

I wish my favourite band would announce their new release soon.

Granted, but the new release would make them lose all their fans.
was that too cruel?

I wish I could own a mansion in the mountains.

Congratulations! You now have a mansion in the mountains!

We totally did forget that the mansion is haunted by landslides every night...


I wish for a house with a library!

Done, but the house is in the most annoying neighborhood and all the books in the library are Fifty Shades of Grey & Twilight.


I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, but now you can't stop. You become overtired and restless and can't stop being productive.

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I wish Kat Von D would notice me. :'[ She's soooo hot.

Granted! Too bad she noticed you doing something embarassing and now cannot contain laughter everytime she sees you.

I wish I could visit my dear Internet friend.

Granted, but you find out that they have been stalking you even before you befriended them.

I wish i could draw.

Granted, your drawings captivates the whole world that everything is grinded to a halt.

I wish I could find a job I can stay at.

You find a job you can stay at, but instead of staying at your own free will, you're trapped there. Forever.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you are now stuck in flying mode forever! the birds are now your family.

I wish I could learn Japanese.

Granted; you learn Japanese but forget your main languages.

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I wish I could sleep like a normal human being.