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Granted, the normal human being is Rip van Winkle. Have a good night for about 100 years.


I wish I have the courage to cut some tries with friends.

Granted, but those friends are out to get you now.

I wish I didn't have a weak body.

Granted; but you're so strong, you could destroy everything with a simple touch.

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I wish Metallica's newest album was better because sigh.

Granted, the release of Saint Anger is much better than the album you're now listening to (Did they even make an album?)

I wish I could LARP with my Orc soon.

Granted, but you wind up being defeated in a live action role-play fight.

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I wish I didn't have this 2+ years writers' block.

Granted, but all you can produce are the cheesiest love stories.

I wish I could talk more.

Granted, but yanderes will be all you could talk about.

I wish I could bake cakes.

Granted; but while you're baking them the 'Cooking by the Book' remix will always play on loop.

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I wish I could talk to people easier.

You can talk to people easily, but you end up talking too much and annoying people.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but your wishes would only last for a day.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted; but you have to stay in the last place you visit for the rest of your life and it cannot be your current home.

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I wish I could throw a bonfire tonight. Oo

Granted, but you end burning all your doujin in it muahahahahaha-

I wish I could talk to animals.

granted, but it turns out they're absolute assholes

i wish i was a magical girl!

Granted! However, now you need to participate in great battle royale of all magical girls in the world.

I wish I could draw better.

You draw better but everyone winds up accusing you of being a tracer.

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I wish I could visit my bestie now.