LOL thread. XD!
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Exactly. He rocked.wrexness wrote:Funny? What? I think he looks cool....AngelLily wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen. Behold, the most awesome vid ever made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obnMtpJD1gg
I could not stop laughing for many, many minutes. And I was in a real bad mood.
Next step, he should be trying out "So you think you can dance" xD
Lol, Merun's edited photos are priceless!
Ascended to yuri hell Merun? Welcome my young apprentice, you will be well trained in the yuri arts, the yaoi will be no match for you.
Ascended to yuri hell Merun? Welcome my young apprentice, you will be well trained in the yuri arts, the yaoi will be no match for you.
Make sure we have your MSN addy, no doubt we'll kidna... er... invite you in when we see you on.Chiyuri wrote:I kind of miss not been invited in these MSN group chating anymore..
Does anyone else do this?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation. A candy that is misshapen, pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness but, on very rare occasions, it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
Along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation. A candy that is misshapen, pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness but, on very rare occasions, it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
Along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Last edited by Ran on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
This is copypasta, I can tell from the words and having seen a few copypasta in my time.Ran wrote:Does anyone else do this?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation. A candy that is misshapen, pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness but, on very rare occasions, it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
Along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.