LOL thread. XD!

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:41 am

AnimeJ wrote:
nemesis the anime hunter wrote:chuck norris is realy a time traviller
he travils back and forward creating clones of himself and these are the clones he has created

1.king arther
2.moses
3.darth vader
4.james bond
5.anime j.....lol
6.super man
7.spiderman
8.batman
9.bill Clinton
10.bill gates

Nonono, I'm a clone of Jack Bauer.

hahahahahahahahahahha

gourry_gabriev610 · Post by **gourry_gabriev610** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:06 pm

Eichi-sama wrote:Ahh..I still dont get it what are u all talking about

Here is what we are talking about, don't want to keep anyone out of the loop
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil

Terra_Valentine · Post by **Terra_Valentine** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:39 am

Chuck Norris uses rabid wolveries as underwear, and live sharks are condoms.

gourry_gabriev610 · Post by **gourry_gabriev610** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:50 pm

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php
I sssssooo need a sandwich now.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

Terra_Valentine · Post by **Terra_Valentine** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:44 am

A guy was using these pictures on eBay to sell those figures. I saw the pictures and had to keep them.

I feel almost guilty for having this picture because Aerith is one of my favorite characters..

gourry_gabriev610 · Post by **gourry_gabriev610** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:35 pm

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oregon/
Gotta love oregon laws

One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

Dishes must drip dry.

The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.

It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing,"

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:42 pm

........................hahahahahahahahahahaha.................thay are the dumbest laws iv ever heard of.........it makes you think what idiot came up with them!

gourry_gabriev610 · Post by **gourry_gabriev610** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:55 pm

nemesis the anime hunter wrote: ........................hahahahahahahahahahaha.................thay are the dumbest laws iv ever heard of.........it makes you think what idiot came up with them!

Here is some of australia's laws
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.

I am looking for useless and or funny laws for every members home country, or province/state.
There are still laws in springfield about how fast someone can ride a horse in city limits, on the streets.

solwyvern · Post by **solwyvern** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:04 pm

doy!! backfire!

LadySakura · Post by **LadySakura** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:29 pm

In Michigan:
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

You may not swear in front of women and children.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

In Detroit:
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.

amfest · Post by **amfest** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:04 pm

There are alot of really dumb laws out there . . . they are relics from situations in the past when people were just plain uptight. Lets take the Texas Constitution which is a mess of amendments. It's still in there that a man can be hung for stealing another man's boots .. lol.

I'm not sure where but I recall hearing about a city that has a law against eating ice cream on a sunday.

gourry_gabriev610 · Post by **gourry_gabriev610** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:32 pm

In oklahoma it is illegal to get fish drunk. That is completely unfair because that was my main goal in life to go to oklahoma and get a triangle fish drunk

Eichi-sama · Post by **Eichi-sama** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:48 pm

Ahh hahahahahaha......I don't wanna read anymore, it so funny hahaha can't stop laughing ahaahaha XDXDXD i goona show this to my friend! *still can't stop laughing*

gourry_gabriev610 · Post by **gourry_gabriev610** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:35 pm

Anonymous_object has sent me an image of himself. He doesn't want me to post this image on the website. He just sent me it so I would stop e-mailing him to post his picture. He made me promise not to put it here. He should have known better. He can no longer hide his face from us.

TinkTenshi · Post by **TinkTenshi** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:20 pm

Dum,b laws in Mexico... that's gonna be hard, since you gotta trasnlate them><
By the way*not really the topic xD* Maybe I'll bring some more photos of me.

Nice pic of Anon xD