Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:40 pm
Ask to Smithy xD
I lol'ed. HARD.Merun wrote:
I kind of miss not been invited in these MSN group chating anymore..xUnlovedx wrote:
I recommend using the shuushuu IRC channel instead. Click the 'chat' link on the image board or download any IRC client.Chiyuri wrote:I kind of miss not been invited in these MSN group chating anymore..
Exactly. He rocked.wrexness wrote:Funny? What? I think he looks cool....AngelLily wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen. Behold, the most awesome vid ever made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obnMtpJD1gg
I could not stop laughing for many, many minutes. And I was in a real bad mood.
Bad... it's a wicked and evil place...When you enter... there's no way you can exit...There's even a closest where nobody knows the contents of!wrexness wrote:Wait.. is yuri hell a good thing or a bad thing...? o_O
Make sure we have your MSN addy, no doubt we'll kidna... er... invite you in when we see you on.Chiyuri wrote:I kind of miss not been invited in these MSN group chating anymore..
I think the world will be betterd... if Ran sends MSN back for "breeding porpuses" who know who's going to apply that technique to people?!AngelLily wrote:Let's make the "Let's entertain Ran so he doesn't think sillyness while being completely and utterly bored!" campaign XD
This is copypasta, I can tell from the words and having seen a few copypasta in my time.Ran wrote:Does anyone else do this?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation. A candy that is misshapen, pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness but, on very rare occasions, it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
Along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.