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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:03 pm
by LadySakura
gourry_gabriev610 wrote:Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
This has to be one of my favorites. cause I'm a bit of a chemistry geek.
Ahahahaha!! That's great.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:41 pm
by AnimeJ
Well.. seeing as everyone is on a Chuck Norris kick (Pun Intended)..
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Father.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:31 pm
by Nemesis
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:42 pm
by LadySakura
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:52 pm
by solwyvern
Chuck Norris need his own thread. I'm hearing Chuck Norris everywhere. what exactly happened...?_?
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:22 pm
by AnimeJ
Chuck Norris happened.
In other news, If Jack Bauer was a wuss, he'd be called Chuck Norris.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:32 pm
by LadySakura
Nice one. XD
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:37 pm
by AnimeJ
There are people with bumper stickers that ask "What Would Jesus Do?" Jesus has one that says "What Would Jack Bauer Do?"
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:05 pm
by LadySakura
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:52 pm
by amfest
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:06 am
by Fettgans
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:27 am
by solwyvern
These are really great. haven't got the time to check them all. please point out the best ones.
That's a lot of fun.
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:37 pm
by amfest
I prefer playing things not embedded in pages but rather fullscreen browser play so . ...
http://www.broadstar.jp//data/userdata/ ... 051209.swf
better yet just download it to your pc and play
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:31 pm
by Nemesis
thats not good!
any key...any key...oh there it is...
oh crap
its still crap!
il try to post more later on........
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:39 pm
by LadySakura